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Controlled Panic Hoodie

$44.99
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Markets spiking, candles melting, chat screaming “HODL”? Not you. You breathe deep—and execute your strategy.

This heavyweight fleece hoodie isn’t just warm; it’s your armor for volatile sessions and meme-fueled madness. Designed for traders who know that calm in chaos isn’t luck—it’s preparation.

Rep the MCO Global mindset: bias-free analysis, professional humor, and a community that doesn’t just survive volatility—it thrives in it.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Controlled Panic Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Suppliers provide these measurements. Note that the actual product measurements might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare the measurements of a product you own at home to those listed in this size guide.

A Length

Start the measuring tape at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the item's bottom edge.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side of the product's chest and extend the tape to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Position the measuring tape at the center back of the collar, extend it along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, hold it at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.