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Still Waiting For That 'Guaranteed' Impulse - Trading Tee

$42.39 NZD
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Every trader knows the feeling - waiting endlessly for that "guaranteed" market impulse that never comes. 

This premium heavyweight t-shirt captures the dark humor of Elliott Wave analysis and trading patience. Perfect for traders who understand the eternal wait for Wave 3 and market confirmations.

Features:
• 100% cotton heavyweight fabric
• Professional MCO Global branding
• Comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Perfect conversation starter at trading meetups

Ideal for:
✓ Crypto traders and investors
✓ Elliott Wave enthusiasts  
✓ Anyone who's ever waited for market confirmation
✓ MCO Global community members

Show your trading personality with this witty design that only insiders will truly appreciate.

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Still Waiting For That 'Guaranteed' Impulse - Trading Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Note that there might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar item you own by measuring it at home.

A Length

Start measuring from the base of the collar at the top of the garment (at the highest shoulder point) down to the bottom edge of the item.

B Width

Measure from one side seam under the sleeve across to the opposite side seam.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the middle of the back collar, extend the tape along the shoulder seam, and follow down to the end of the sleeve cuff.