Promo available
Who Said Crypto Was Stressful?
10% off for orders over £18.85 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
You’re only as old as your last liquidation.
Perfect for:
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Traders who’ve seen too much, too soon
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Crypto OGs who look ancient but feel bullish
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Charting while coping with candlestick PTSD
Features:
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Gildan 5000 Heavyweight Tee / Heavy Blend Fleece Hoodie
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Full-color ancient statue + candlestick design
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Text print: “Who said crypto was stressful? I’m 24 and I feel great!”
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MCO Global branding, because yes – we know
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Unisex sizing from S–5XL
Worn by those who’ve aged decades in the bull-bear battlefield. And would do it again.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MCO Global – Wear the Mindset
- Email: contact@support.mco.global
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Who Said Crypto Was Stressful? Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|