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Trading Is Like Surfing – Except the Waves Hate You

€40.25
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Trading can feel like surfing… except the waves actually want to drown you. This premium tee captures the shared struggle (and humor) of the MCO Global community – because anyone who's battled Elliott Waves knows it’s not all smooth rides.

Perfect for:
📊 Morning market analysis sessions
💻 Casual trading desk vibes
🎯 MCO Global community members
☕ Conversations about drawdowns and discipline

Features:

  • 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 Heavyweight)

  • Soft, durable fabric built for daily wear

  • Crisp front print in signature MCO blue & gold

  • Classic unisex fit with reinforced stitching


This shirt speaks fluent “trader humor” and ties directly into the MCO Global mindset: long-term growth, real education, and a community that rides the rough waves together.

Own your trading journey – even the tough sessions. Wear it as a reminder that the waves may be wild, but you're not alone.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Trading Is Like Surfing – Except the Waves Hate You Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Suppliers provide these measurements. Note that the actual product measurements might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

Start the measuring tape at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the item's bottom edge.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side of the product's chest and extend the tape to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Position the measuring tape at the center back of the collar, extend it along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, hold it at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.