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Trading Is Like Surfing – Except the Waves Hate You

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Trading can feel like surfing… except the waves actually want to drown you. This premium tee captures the shared struggle (and humor) of the MCO Global community – because anyone who's battled Elliott Waves knows it’s not all smooth rides.

Perfect for:
📊 Morning market analysis sessions
💻 Casual trading desk vibes
🎯 MCO Global community members
☕ Conversations about drawdowns and discipline

Features:

  • 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 Heavyweight)

  • Soft, durable fabric built for daily wear

  • Crisp front print in signature MCO blue & gold

  • Classic unisex fit with reinforced stitching

This shirt speaks fluent “trader humor” and ties directly into the MCO Global mindset: long-term growth, real education, and a community that rides the rough waves together.

Own your trading journey – even the tough sessions. Wear it as a reminder that the waves may be wild, but you're not alone.

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  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Trading Is Like Surfing – Except the Waves Hate You Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Note that there might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar item you own by measuring it at home.

A Length

Start measuring from the base of the collar at the top of the garment (at the highest shoulder point) down to the bottom edge of the item.

B Width

Measure from one side seam under the sleeve across to the opposite side seam.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the middle of the back collar, extend the tape along the shoulder seam, and follow down to the end of the sleeve cuff.