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Who Said Crypto Was Stressful?

$70.66 AUD
10% off for orders over $39.27 for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

You’re only as old as your last liquidation. 

Perfect for:

  • Traders who’ve seen too much, too soon

  • Crypto OGs who look ancient but feel bullish

  • Charting while coping with candlestick PTSD

Features:

  • Heavy Blend Fleece Hoodie

  • Full-color ancient statue + candlestick design

  • Text print: “Who said crypto was stressful? I’m 24 and I feel great!”

  • MCO Global branding, because yes – we know

  • Unisex sizing from S–5XL

Worn by those who’ve aged decades in the bull-bear battlefield. And would do it again.

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  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Who Said Crypto Was Stressful? Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Suppliers provide these measurements. Note that the actual product measurements might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare the measurements of a product you own at home to those listed in this size guide.

A Length

Start the measuring tape at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the item's bottom edge.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side of the product's chest and extend the tape to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Position the measuring tape at the center back of the collar, extend it along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, hold it at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.